…or whatever drink tickles your tits til Friday, be it wh*res on Coors, troubles on bubbles, frisky on whiskey, or zero craic on zero alcohol.

Naughty Norma is newly divorced, horny as hell, and believes 50 is the new 30.

As she ploughs through her F*ckit List she says F*ck Yeah to her midlife climax. Her three teens tell her to “get a life and get a fella”, as they take over her ‘Glow-up’ from a badger to a M.I.L.F.

The braver bolder Norma has dived off the cliff and hopes to grow wings on the way down. She invites you on her journey as she gives a blow by blow account of her Tinder Sexcapades.

Norma unleashed promises to manifest a Man-fest for everyone in the audience as she fizzes up your sex life with man, woman or a DIY gadget.

Life is a costume party so pull on your sparkly Spanx, gather the glitzy gals and pop your cork.

This event is strictly over 18’s.