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Al Porter SOLD OUT

Riverbank Arts Centre Main Street, Newbridge, Ireland

‘Al Porter Is Yours’ is the irreverent debut show from Ireland’s newest comedy star. Porter made history earlier this year by being the youngest Irish comic to headline (and sell out) Vicar Street. He did so, three nights in a row! At only 22, Al juggles his time as co-presenter on Drivetime 2FM while performing

€14 – €16

Live Love Laugh

Riverbank Arts Centre Main Street, Newbridge, Ireland

Best known as Winnie McGoogan in the hit BBC sitcom, Mrs Brown’s Boys, actress Eilish O'Carroll comes into her own here with this wonderfully entertaining one woman show. Live Love Laugh is a reflective look on an eventful life that includes a strict Catholic upbringing, two failed marriages, and coming out as a lesbian at

€18 – €20

We Are All in the Gutter, But Some of Us Are Looking at David O’Doherty

Riverbank Arts Centre Main Street, Newbridge, Ireland

David O’Doherty, the Lidl Enya, the broken Bublé, is delighted to present a new hour of talking and songs played on a stupid keyboard from 1986. Life is like a box of chocolates, but one where somebody else has eaten all the chocolates. And replaced them with mouse heads and dishwasher tablets.

€16 – €18

Faulty Towers: The Dining Experience

The Keadeen Hotel Curragh Road, Newbridge, Ireland

Having played to a full house at The Keadeen Hotel last summer and over 100 sell out shows in Ireland during 2009 and 2010, Basil, Sybil and Manuel return to serve you dinner and a feast of comic delights. Some familiar scenes, some off the cuff but all with a "Faulty" seasoning and a guarantee

€48

Jason Byrne: 20 Years A Clown

Riverbank Arts Centre Main Street, Newbridge, Ireland

The Star of Wild Things on SKY and The Snaptastic Show on TV3 celebrates 20 years of stand up with a brand new hilarious show. Jason Byrne's Shows have been getting better every year and his first one was brilliant. So don't miss the show that is 20 times better than brilliant. THERE IS NO

€20

Des Bishop: Grey Matters

Riverbank Arts Centre Main Street, Newbridge, Ireland

The fantasy of everlasting youth dyed with Des’s last purchase of Just for Men over a year ago. Now he is embracing the Grey and letting the wisdom of his years inspire his stand up. Grey Matters tackles the issues confronting Des these days, returning to live in New York, being surrounded by other people’s

€22

Pat Shortt: Selfie

Riverbank Arts Centre Main Street, Newbridge, Ireland

Back by popular demand, the irrepressible Pat Shortt is back with his latest show SELFIE. In Selfie Pat brings us on an hilarious journey with Mossey Burke, the singing undertaker, and the chaos that can happen around an Irish funeral. Through laughs and punch-lines and hilarious one-liners Pat performs a myriad of truly Irish comedic

€28

CTRL+ALT+DELAMERE

Riverbank Arts Centre Main Street, Newbridge, Ireland

Neil Delamere - CTRL+ALT+DELAMERE Following sold out shows last year Neil returns with a brand new show brimming with hilarious stories and incisive wit. 2015 saw the award-winning comedian continue his star turn on the perennially popular The Blame Game for BBC NI on TV and radio. Neil also landed his own weekend national radio

€22

The Nualas: The Glitterbomb Tour

Riverbank Arts Centre Main Street, Newbridge, Ireland

The Nualas are celebrating their 21st – In those years they've played extended seasons in London, Dublin and New York, written and recorded several series for BBC Radio 4, split up and got back together again, clocked up innumerable TV appearances, and met Chris de Burgh in the flesh. Now, with scorchingly brilliant new songs,

€17 – €19

Circus Theatre: Starman

Riverbank Arts Centre Main Street, Newbridge, Ireland

Have you ever looked to the heavens for inspiration or guidance? Star Man, the latest show from the award winning Tumble Circus, is an entertaining expedition into what happens when dreams and destiny collide and follows the journey of one man and his life as a circus artist, a dad, and a clown. Star Man

€12 – €32

Comedy: Developing the Country as a Hole

Riverbank Arts Centre Main Street, Newbridge, Ireland

Are Irish people scared that – if we don’t buy a house – someone will steal it from us for 800 years? And what’s the point of Marriage? Is it to find someone, who freakily resembles one of your parents, so you can spend eternity, having the same three arguments? Abie Philbin Bowman (Irish Pictorial

€10 – €12

Punchlion Comedy Workshop for Kids

Riverbank Arts Centre Main Street, Newbridge, Ireland

Do you like telling silly jokes? Do you want to express your inner comedian?? Are you good at acting funny??? Then join the Punch Lion Comedy Workshops at the Riverbank Arts Centre with an introduction to stand-up comedy, comedy improvisation, sketches, comedy acting and silly story-telling. A confidence building workshop in a supportive environment. Our classes are

€10

Al Porter At Large

Riverbank Arts Centre Main Street, Newbridge, Ireland

Irish star Al Porter, as seen on BBC’s Live at the Apollo, follows up his hugely successful Edinburgh debut with a brand new show full of cheekiness, honesty & sparkling showmanship! Still living at home in Dublin, 23 year old Al has plenty of gossip from accidentally kidnapping his Godson to holidaying with twenty middle

€16 – €20

Punch Lion Kids’ Comedy Show

Riverbank Arts Centre Main Street, Newbridge, Ireland

A family friendly stand-up comedy club for kids and big kids! We bring top comedians with silly jokes to make you giggle and grin and laugh out loud. Our MC is from the The Laughter Lounge, Steve Cummins. Joining him is Father Teds, Joe Rooney, and regular comedy performers Totally Wired. Come to the show

€8

Des Bishop Grey Matters

Riverbank Arts Centre Main Street, Newbridge, Ireland

The fantasy of everlasting youth dyed with Des’s last purchase of Just for Men over a year ago. Now he is embracing the Grey and letting the wisdom of his years inspire his stand up. Grey Matters tackles the issues confronting Des these days, returning to live in New York, being surrounded by other people’s

€25
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Faulty Towers: The Dining Experience

The Keadeen Hotel Curragh Road, Newbridge, Ireland

Interactive Theatre International in association with Ten42 Productions Present: Faulty Towers The Dining Experience Having played over 500 sell out shows in Ireland during the last eight years the multi award winning Faulty Towers the Dining Experience returns to Ireland for a short pre Christmas tour bring a feast of comic delights, some familiar some

€48

Jason Byrne is Propped Up

Riverbank Arts Centre Main Street, Newbridge, Ireland

Jason Byrne’s brand new show has everything you’ve come to expect from ‘The Outright King of Live Comedy’ (The Times), plus Ducks, False Chins, Portable Igloos, Bewildered Owls and much, much more. The star of ‘Wild Things’ Sky 1 and ‘The Snaptastic Show’ TV3 has gone back to his comedy roots, probably so he can

€22

The Nualas are All Spanxed Up!

Riverbank Arts Centre Main Street, Newbridge, Ireland

The sequins are out, the hurty shoes are on, the hair is coiffed to within an inch of its life, and the liposuction didn't work, but who cares! They've got spanx! Welcome to an evening of scintillating new songs, spleen-rupturingly hilarious new chat, and a stunningly bendy repertoire of new moves, despite the fact that

€18 – €20

Neil Delamere – Handstand

Riverbank Arts Centre Main Street, Newbridge, Ireland

Following sold out shows last year, the master of mirth is back with his own unique brand of his irreverent humour. 2016 was another busy year for the perennially popular star of the Blame Game, which celebrates its 10th birthday on TV this year. With that, a science comedy series for RTE2 and his radio

€23

Pat Shortt: How’s Tings?

Riverbank Arts Centre Main Street, Newbridge, Ireland

Fresh from the success of his award-winning show, Selfie (“Dangerously funny.” - onstageblog.com, New York) Pat Shortt returns to Riverbank Arts Centre with a brand new show called How’s Tings? In a night of music and mayhem, Ireland’s most popular comedian explores all sorts of tings. Big tings and little tings. Personal tings and tings

€28

Comedy: Kevin McAleer Saying Yes to Yes

Riverbank Arts Centre Main Street, Newbridge, Ireland

Join spiritual guru Kevin McAleer for a mind-bending evening of living fully in the moment, with meditation, mindfulness, deep breathing, tree visualization, bananarama yoga, straw bale therapy, psychic flower arranging, firewalking with dolphins and ego massage. McAleer is recognized worldwide and beyond as Tyrone's leading Zen Buddhist saint, having trained for thirty three years under

€20

PJ Gallagher: Dickhead – SOLD OUT

Riverbank Arts Centre Main Street, Newbridge, Ireland

Hot on the heels of his 2016 success with Irish Box Office smash ‘The Young Offenders’, PJ Gallagher returns to the stand-up stage with his brand new show Dickhead: A Brief History of the Irish Willy. Best known for his television show ‘Naked Camera’, his various characters in the programme included an emotionally unstable taxi driver,

€20

COMEDY: Straight Outta Connemara

Riverbank Arts Centre Main Street, Newbridge, Ireland

Paraic Breathnach is the quintessential “Man from  the West” who has ploughed a unique furrow in popular art through his role as a Founder of Macnas and on his TG4 show “Soiscéal Pháraic”. Probably best known as “Jacksie” from “Killnascully” he now takes to the stage with a new show “Straight Outta Connemara”. Breathnach comes

€12 – €15

COMEDY: Dirtbirds

Riverbank Arts Centre Main Street, Newbridge, Ireland

Dirtbirds the internet sensation, are landing in Newbridge for one night only. Catch the Dublin Dirtbirds, Carmel and Debs as they chat about life, love and the ever changing size of Kim Kardashian's arse. The south side sickeners Eleanor and Emer will be there competing with each about everything from personal trainers to who has

€16 – €18

COMEDY: David O’Doherty – Big Time

Riverbank Arts Centre Main Street, Newbridge, Ireland

David O'Doherty – the Aldi Bublé, the Ryanair Enya – is delighted to present an evening of his latest jokes and songs in Newbridge. David has spent the last year on tour round America with Flight of the Conchords and performed at the Edinburgh Fringe and Melbourne Comedy Festival. Over Christmas he sold out a record-breaking eleven nights at

€16 – €18

COMEDY: Bernard O’Shea & Karl Spain Fat Chancers

Riverbank Arts Centre Main Street, Newbridge, Ireland

Comedians Karl Spain and Bernard O’Shea have decided to drop a few pounds together and go on tour around Ireland in 2017 and 2018. Karl says: "Don’t expect massive weight loss or body transformations or Bernard being funny”.

€16

FIRST FORTNIGHT: Sally Denver Matthews

Riverbank Arts Centre Main Street, Newbridge, Ireland

Sally + Stephen + 2 bottles of Malbec = Heidi. Heidi has only been around for 6 months, but she is already in charge. Sally adores her new baby, but she misses her old life when she only had herself to worry about. Her new life as a mother is overwhelming and it feels like

€12 – €14

COMEDY: Jason Byrne – The Man With Three Brains

Riverbank Arts Centre Main Street, Newbridge, Ireland

The Man With Three Brains’ is a brand new show from the highly acclaimed and extremely funny, Jason Byrne. Jason has three brains which kick into action when he hits the stage. His left brain scans the audience and room, looking for improv moments. His right brain collates stand-up material and stunts, poised to dish

€20

COMEDY: David O Doherty: Big Time

Riverbank Arts Centre Main Street, Newbridge, Ireland

David O'Doherty – the Aldi Bublé, the Ryanair Enya – is delighted to present an evening of his latest jokes and songs. David has spent the last year on tour round America with Flight of the Conchords and performed at the Edinburgh Fringe and Melbourne Comedy Festival. Over Christmas he sold out a record-breaking eleven nights at Whelan's, and

€16 – €18

COMEDY: Neil Delamere, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Pensioner

Riverbank Arts Centre Main Street, Newbridge, Ireland

Note: Rescheduled from 3rd March to 12th April One day Neil’s dad asked him to help deliver the Meals on Wheels. He agreed. Little did they know that their lives would never be the same again. Except for the bits of their lives that didn’t change. “You’ll be hard pressed to find a more gifted

€23

COMEDY: The Nualas Glam Slam!

Riverbank Arts Centre Main Street, Newbridge, Ireland

Bam!  Pow!  Biff! Shazam!  They are back in the ring for a glittering bout of knock-out, body-slamming comedy gold. They dance like a butterfly and sing like a bee. They'll have you flat out on the mat with laughter. They will literally punch you right in the kisser with their gloves of gags and gaiety.

€18 – €20

COMEDY: Alison Spittle Worrier Princess

Riverbank Arts Centre Main Street, Newbridge, Ireland

Alison worries. She worries so much she's decided to do a show about it and now she can worry about making it a good show. One of Ireland's fastest rising comedians,the star and writer of RTE's new major series 'Nowhere Fast' , join Alison on her first tour. As seen on RTÉ (Brendan O'Connor's Cutting

€12

DES BISHOP LIVE

Riverbank Arts Centre Main Street, Newbridge, Ireland

Des Bishop returns to the Riverbank Arts Centre on Sunday 27th May! Des, who is currently taking the US comedy circuit by storm is returning to Ireland for a limited time only. Don’t miss this chance to see one of the nations most celebrated comedians perform his hilarious stand up show.

€23

COMEDY: Further Ted

Riverbank Arts Centre Main Street, Newbridge, Ireland

Further Ted is a show that brings two of the most memorable characters from Father Ted to-gether for a night of stand-up and musical comedy and a chance to compete in a "Lovely Girls" competition. You don't have to be a girl to enter and the winner gets a romantic candle lit night in for

€17.50

COMEDY: Eric Lalor

Riverbank Arts Centre Main Street, Newbridge, Ireland

Many would have seen him on RTE’s Fair City, but Lalor is better known for his warm, energetic on stage presence as a standup. With gags that always hit the spot, his engaging, high intensity performances makes him on the top names of ‘must book’ comedians. Eric is a regular act at the prestigious Kilkenny

€12

COMEDY THEATRE: Alternative Bedtime Stories.

Riverbank Arts Centre Main Street, Newbridge, Ireland

Once upon a time, two fair maidens dragged fairy tales kicking and screaming into the 21st century in this sharp and original review of all things “happily ever after”. Follow the trail of breadcrumbs to see your favourite bedtime stories poked with a big stick before being tossed into a cauldron with physical comedy and

€14 – €16

COMEDY: Colin Murphy: The Bald Ambition Tour 2018

Riverbank Arts Centre Main Street, Newbridge, Ireland

25 years ago a young man had a dream and that dream was to perform. As an actor success came quickly with the National Youth Theatre and early TV appearances in Yorkshire Television’s Heartbeat and Drop The Dead Donkey for Channel 4. His starring role in Our Friends In The North led to him becoming

€15 – €17

COMEDY: JASON BYRNE – You can come in but don’t start anything

Riverbank Arts Centre Main Street, Newbridge, Ireland

The star of ‘Ireland's Got Talent’, Jason Byrne is one the most exciting live comedy performers in the world - and his original brand of high-energy intelligent lunacy ensures that there is no other comedian like him.  What he achieves on a stage cannot be adequately described by audience members, critics or fellow comics. Thus

€22

COMEDY: DIRTBIRDS – Self Help Tour

Riverbank Arts Centre Main Street, Newbridge, Ireland

If making the school lunches, doing the jaysus homework and dodging the guards because your NCT is out by two years is sending you over the edge, you are not alone. Come and join the Dirtbirds as they navigate the stresses and strains of modern life in their brand new comedy show ‘Dirtbirds’ self-help tour’.

€18 – €20

COMEDY: David O’Doherty – You Have To Laugh

Riverbank Arts Centre Main Street, Newbridge, Ireland

++EXTRA DATE ADDED due to popular demand++ Unhook your mindbras. David O’Doherty is back in… with a brand-new show made up of talking and songs played on a crappy keyboard from 1986. As seen on BBC2’s Live At The Apollo and Channel 4’s 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. “A beautiful mix of acute

€16 – €18